You know you're an email-junkie when...
- You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
- You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
- You start using smileys in your snail mail.
- You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
